Monday Morning Crazy: I’ve heard of delivery but I think this is ridiculous

There have been times in my life, I admit, where I have done stupid, stupid things while drunk.

Asked ex-girlfriends to take me back. (They didn’t, thankfully for me.)

Think that I can walk along a balance beam four feet off the ground. (I couldn’t, unfortunately for me.)

But, of all the things I’ve done or tried to do while drunk, I can say I can’t think of anything that quite rivals the WTF of a twenty-four year-old woman drunkenly breaking into someone else’s house and attempting to breastfeed their child while the actual mother is asleep in the room.

I mean, not that I have the equipment to really try that, but still.

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