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31 Days of Twilight – Breaking Dawn, Day 3 – Bella gets self-control for the first time in her life…after she’s dead

And we’re back. When we last left off Bella had given birth as long as a sparklepire oral c-section counts as “birth”, Jacob became the ultimate creepster, and Bella became a sparklepire. Now, I don’t know if this post will … Continue reading

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31 Days of Twilight – Breaking Dawn, Day 2 – Being in Jacob’s skin is just as uncomfortable for us as it is him

Well, last night was the final Twilight-related podcast for Your Book is Why Daddy Drinks but I’m still here with another six hundred pages of Breaking Dawn to go through. Thankfully a lot of the book can be glossed over. … Continue reading

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31 Days of Twilight – Breaking Dawn, Day 1 – FINALLY

I can’t tell you how much I’m looking forward to this being over. Breaking Dawn. We suffered through Twilight, languished through New Moon, WTFed through Eclipse, and at last we’ve come to the final book in the series. Yes, I … Continue reading

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31 Days of Twilight – Eclipse, Day 3 – Madness? THIS! IS! FORKS, WASHINGTON! *sparkle*

When last we left the exciting world of Twilight Edward was having family members of his kidnap Bella (but it’s ok, he apologized later) and Jacob told Bella he’d rather see her a dead corpse than an undead corpse. Bella … Continue reading

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31 Days of Twilight – Eclipse, Day 2 – And that’s when things got weird…

Yes. Weird. Maybe weirder. Definitely weird. And it all starts with a chapter called “Imprint”. Jacob and Bella are still talking and Jacob starts to tell her the story about how Sam and Emily got together (meanwhile also letting slip … Continue reading

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31 Days of Twilight – Eclipse, Day 1 – Bella? Get to make her own decisions? What, it’s not as if she’s her own person or anything…

And here we go again. Eclipse. After the first episode of Your Books is Why Daddy Drinks and what Tyler had to say about it, I’m kind of worried about this book. Tyler knows me pretty well and if he … Continue reading

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31 Days of Twilight – Days 6 and 7 of New Moon – The New Moon Phase Passes

So, I finished New Moon a few nights ago, pushing through the last one hundred pages of the book felt like passing a kidney stone (which, I’ll be honest, I haven’t had yet but I’ve heard is horrifyingly painful). I … Continue reading

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