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Monday Morning Crazy: NOPE!

My brother spent a number of years in the military and a portion of that was in the Airborne portion of the Army. One of the many things he got to do while a paratrooper was to travel to Australia … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Crazy questions your cleaning methods

I can neither confirm nor deny the possibility that I may have ever been involved in the practice of “TPing” or “rolling”, the act where young children take scads of toilet paper and use said paper to make a mess … Continue reading

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Bonus Monday Morning Crazy: Wait…do what with Swiss cheese?

This is all that needs to be said based on the picture at the top of the article: exhibitionist pig monster menaces Philly by asking female strangers to get him off with a large slice of Swiss cheese.* *NFTWOS – … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Crazy: She pulled a gun from where…?!

You can probably guess where. It’s Monday Morning Crazy so it shouldn’t be hard to guess. Bonus crazy? while she did things with the gun she supposedly looked her boyfriend in the eye and asked, “Who’s crazy, you or me?” … Continue reading

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Morning Crazy can’t think of anything POSSIBLY GOING WRONG WITH THIS

Well, no pithy post because I think you’ll get why I think this is a fantastic idea The hotel from the Shining is set to dig up a pet cemetery. GOOD MORNING!

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Monday Morning Crazy asks, “Really, what would *you* say if someone told you that?”

Imagine, if you will, you’re out late one night. The sun has long since set and you’re walking home from work. It’s been a long night, you’re tired, weary of the world and everyone in it, and you’d just like … Continue reading

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Monday *coughcough* Morning Crazy cries out, “BAH RAM EWE!”

He was a goat above the law. No, seriously, he was above the law. Somehow a stupid goat got stuck on a roof and no one could figure out how to get him down. The problem? It was a mean … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Crazy is crossing its legs uncomfortably

There are stories that make you uncomfortable. There are stories that make you squirm. And there are stories with lines like “They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth,” he told the paper. that make you … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Crazy thinks you should be careful what you wish for

There’s a certain mindset I don’t understand, and that’s the criminal who thinks they’re too good to get caught so they taunt the police. First of all, I have to believe that the number of actual criminal masterminds out in … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Crazy has a new found fear, er, respect for football hooligans

Well, maybe not traditional hooligans which are British if I understand, but I think that this Monday Morning Crazy would make even a bunch of authentic hooligans sit back, blink, and go, “Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.” Now, imagine if you will, you’re in … Continue reading

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